Is Racism Bad, Or Sometimes Good?

As Shakespeare's monkey once said, racism (or reverse racism), like incest, bestiality, and hairy lesbianism, is neither good nor bad, unless you think it so. So if you want, because you admire political correctness, to believe, in your sensitive little soul, that all racists are ignorant clucking barntards, that’s your brain-given right. But if you want Johnny Boy to beat Obama’s half-black buttocks, because you fear his smooth, milk chocolaty charisma, then I have only this to say to you: My little old fat grandmother is eighty-five, with massive thighs, and she still shaves her sagging genitalia, so if McCain wins, Little Miss Racist, by your one vote, I’m going to do what I’ve always threatened, and convert all my grandma's pets to Hindu.