Topless Paris Hilton Gives Drunk Elephants Prostate Massage For Charity

I had a naked picnic with Paris, and she explained why this cause touched her heart: “Drunk elephants urinate frequently, with the burning sensation, because their prostate is swollen, like, bigger then my head. But when I get all naked and insert my left hand deep up their butt, to milk them to orgasm, my whole arm smells like ass. For almost three weeks.”