Steven Seagal Endorses Birds & Blooms Magazine

I love Steven Seagal and will do whatever he says. Today he called me up and said this: “Hi. I’m Steven Seagal. Named after the bird. And I love three things. Singing the blues. Kung-fu-ing men in the nuts. And Birds & Blooms Magazine. I like the nude photos, of birds in mating poses. And the occasional flashes, of cute baby bird porn. I have a pony tail. And Birds & Blooms Magazine, makes me bloom in my pants.”